Lambert, Lambert, What A Prick

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love me the way you love the water - now complete

Final Chapter Teaser

“You know,” Billy grumbled, drawing Steve back to the present. His voice was rough with sleep and he was peering at Steve out of the corner of his eye, one eyebrow raised, “I’m still debating throwing you in the water.”

“Good morning to you too,” he laughed brightly, turning into Billy, arms reaching out for him, happy to find that Billy was already reaching for him too. He was warm, skin soft and muscles firm under Steve’s hands as they pressed against one another. They kissed, slow and sweet in the early morning light and Steve floated in a haze of joy.

After a long time but not long enough, never long enough, Billy pulled back and said, “Can I ask you something?”

“Anything,” Steve said, running the tip of his pointer finger along the sharp line of Billy’s jaw.

“What made you finally ask?” Billy’s expression was so open, Steve had never seen him look quite so vulnerable, it made Steve feel warm inside.

“Well,” Steve huffed a laugh, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, “I don’t know if you noticed, but I’ve kinda been losing my shit recently, getting into fights, being all moody, and Robin got fucking sick of me. She sat me down yesterday morning and told me that all your exes looked like me so I needed to get my shit together, put my big boy pants on and make a move.”

Billy stared at him for a moment before barking a laugh and saying, “I owe that woman the biggest bunch of flowers.”

“And I owe her fifty dollars and a foot massage.”

“What?”

“She bet me fifty dollars and a foot massage that you’d say yes. Honestly she was so sure of herself, it really helped convince me to finally do something.”

“You were swindled,” Billy snorted.

-oOo-

They go to the beach for a week, Steve pines with his entire body, Robin is very done, Billy just wants to swim, and there was only one bed…

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u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

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i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

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Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*

Me: *Reaches the end*

Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*

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A Tumblr post of a tweet of a Tumblr post by a Reddit immigrant about tumblr

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how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

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this is actually exactly how it works

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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

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Link to listicle

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My favourite kind of fics to read and to write

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*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

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have you tried abracadadderall?

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it’s a material component for spells requiring Concentration

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greelin

“you could kill this monstrous being” yeah and also we could make tender, sweet love for hours. what’s your point here. what choice do you think i’m going to make. Realistically. let’s be honest with ourselves here

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we forgot to teach your boyfriend media literacy and he completely misunderstood all the themes and narratives. yeah the underlying message too. he got tricked into believing in-universe propaganda and is writing a longpost about it now sorry

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North Korea abandoned hotel

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kamoi

I love this horrible photoshop job. The Ryugyong Hotel is literally in the middle of downtown Pyongyang.

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you’re all missing out on how bonkers the original promo pic is

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malpractice orgy, shoes on the bed, cuddy inexplicably the only one barefoot, every fandom has fanart of the infinite bed cuddle pile but house md made it a real promo art, my medical team and yes they smoke weed

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The workplace attire stays ON during sex, the princeton plainsboro polycule threatens to expand to other teaching hospitals, the whole group chat, bedtimes md, everybody lies (down to sleep)

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